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I got given The Hoff's autobiography as a birthday present...It really is a thing of beauty:

The sex thing was still bothering me. In church, I became aroused every time I kneeled down prior to taking communion. It was incredibly embarassing. I wore long blue pants, shirt and tie, and I'd try to arrange my clothing so no one noticed. Luckily, this only lasted for a short time. But I missed a lot of communions

Ladies - David Hasselhoff is the big interview in British Gossip/Celebrity magazine Heat this week.

Has anyone seen this yet? It's absolutely pricess. It's called 'Jump In My Car', and features Dave (and Kitt) pimpin' his ride with some near-underage girls.

What a legend.

Can you find Dave's missing nipples?

(I hope this "game" hasn't been here before..)

New community.

No you don't need to participate in any way shape or form. You don't even have to post. You just need to want to see David Hasselhoff in all his glory.


Go forth and join dailyhoff. I promise, you won't regret it.

Oh and tell all your friends about this.

Sorry if this has been here before.. But this game is SO funny! ^__^

http://www.waxhoff.com/

Hope you enjoyed these so far... More to come...


There are some pics that are pretty well, if I post I might offend some people. How far can I go here??

BEST. MUSIC. VIDEO. EVER.

'Nuff said.

I made this cake for my birthday yesterday.

I brought it to the bar, where we stuck pink glittery candles in his nipples and blew them out.

Then I ate his crotch and absorbed his powers.

Hiya.

I love the world for bringing me this community ♥

Go HERE Make the Hoff win!

I just recently joined this community out of love for the hoff, and I thought I would share this. Late? Yes. But better late than never.



Maybe I'll make a thanksgiving one.

so yeah... i joined this like two days ago, but i'm going to update now, because i'm putting off doing *real* things, like homework. pff, hoffman > homework.

'kay, that's it. ^_^ bye.

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Hi everyone, I'm Amee. I just found this glorious community. I thought I'd post a little something I found a while back, even though I'm sure some of you have probably seen them before.


(Please don't direct link.)

Also, what's everyone's favorite Hoff song? Mine is "Du". My roommate and I learned all the words, even though it's in German, and now we like to go around belting out "Duuuuuuuuuuu.." at random times. I used to have one of his cassette tapes too, but I can't find it anymore.

Not in the best of taste....

Never before have I seen such a brilliant community! Bravo to all contributors. The Hoff deserves nothing less.

Needless to say, I've not been the same since I lost my 'Merry Xmas from The Hoff' clipping on Christmas Day last year. =/ This community is the next step to recovery, I feel.

Dear Sarah (my co-moderator),

Why did you change the former beautiful photo of Mr Hasselhoff? As dashing as the new background is, it's not quite:



I think on future big decisions like this, I should be informed and debate should be engaged. Absolute power corrupts, after all; look at Stalin. Or Mark E. Smith.

Your in love and all things Hoff,

Jamie.

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Greetings fellow desciples of Hoff. Tis I your moderator speaking.

*stops that before it gets wearing*

OK. While the membership and durability of this community has surprised me, by going beyond the people I beat up to make them join, and past a week...I WANT MORE! (as the little mermaid so wisely tells us)

So here, I issue to you commandments of Hoff:
-Firstly. And this is very simple. Be a bully. Make people join. Poke them until they join. Send them a picture of David a day until they realise his magnificence. Promise them a cup of tea if they do it.

But this is the main point of this post. I want to redo the userinfo and layout for this community a bit. So I present to you...

The Photo-Hoff Challenge!

Using photoshop, or MSpaint or wax crayons if you really like I don't care. Make us a banner, or something to stick in the info. For example a mock film poster or advert using The Hoff. Or just any old picture of his amazingness somehow manipulated into a beautiful advert for our very own community. Post your entries in a comment here or email them to stolenokisses@gmail.com

You have...lets say...a week from today to do this and then we'll all have a vote on the best one. OK so this could gloriously backfire if no one plays, but I trust your dedication to the Hoffspel. (I hope you get that...)

Also! Everyone should introduce themselves. The Hoff lover that shares together, cares together.

So hello, I am Sarah. I like polka-dot dresses and evil giraffes. Who are you?