Secret Confessions
I don't care for sauer kraut.
- David Hasselhoff
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My mom doesn't do a very good job in hiding birthday presents. I was snooping in my mom's room, and I found seasons 1,2,and 4, of Knight Rider in her closet. Then my Aunt gave me season 3. Now I have all 4 seasons. I Love Knight Rider. Especially KITT.
- Justin Gary
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and he was sTONED AND HE WASA DRUMMER
- Poopy-Butt
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This weekend, I hooked up with a 35 year old man... He was engaged and i am only 15!!!
- Poopy-Butt
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I like big butts, and I cannot lie
- Matthew
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I'm in love with someone
- Jamie
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Nice and slow
- Benderino
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what kind ofunderwear do you wear briefs or boxers
- melissa parra
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ive been a huge fan of knight rider and david hasselhoff since the 80's.
- dixie diva
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I thought Kit was cool once.
- Strombly Tweedlewick
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im addicted to you
- jill
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once upon a time I smoked cowshit in my pipe.
- søren rye
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I love knight rider
- cyper
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i'm throwing it all away. I have no sense of responsibility and am so selfish. I try to make it sound like I'm a good guy because I no longer want to hurt anyone. I truly am an asshole.
- Chet, again
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i once saw david naked...
he's a hermaphrodite!
- mike
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I kick ass and I tricked all you losers haha
- David Hasselhoff
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I think I'm Gay... like you would should I tell 1st...
- Mike H. Monroe, Mi
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I wanna be the HOFF !
- Frank
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i poop 4 times a day sometimes more
- matt
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My love for Hasselhoff burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. His hotness is so damn hot, when I see him I start to sweat.
- Adriane
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I have wet dreams about you every night.
- Mrs. Hasselhoff
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i called police on david
- becky
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All the years I have been watching The A-Team aswell. Sorry David
- Las
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David, I want to thank you for sacrificing your freedom, what you've been looking for, for so long, so I could recieve my Medic Droid shirt. You are my one and only God.
- Andy Orem
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hi my name is doug and i am absolutely obsessed with you. 
- douglas
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i have more chest hair than you...i'm so ashamed. i don't know what to do about it.
- cassie allessie
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when the season's done i'm breakin ronaldo's neck. the wanker's gunna get it. bastard
- wayne rooney
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i have a tiny dinkie.
- brad pitt
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I'm a straightie
- Arnold
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i'm striaght and no one knows it
- zoro
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My secret would that i absolutely loath you. You are the worst actor of all time. Paris Hilton is better then you. and you need to wax your nasty hairy!
- Mallory
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I cannot compete with the hoff, so I masturbate on him.
- colin
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I am the Hoff's love child....
- Anne
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I wish I was as good looking as the Hoff
- David McCormack
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i love my hasselhoff
- mandy
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i crashed my mates car and never told him as he never noticed the twisted bonnet
- steve
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I want to run my fingers through the Hoff's belly button hair.
- Sooze
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I once jizzed in my housemate's hairgel after he spiked my pints with vodka shots the night before!
- Patrick
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I wish i could own the hoffs black speedo and sniff them everyday
- HOFF FAN
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He is a little pissed at the Hoff, and so pretends he does not want to confess. But I can see in his eyes that he would like to tell the Hoff everything. EVERYTHING. I hope for his sake he can one day forgive the Hoff his transgressions.
- About my friend Adam
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I too enjoy denim and leather to an extreme degree.
- Haweful
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David you are simply just a god i secretly worship you everey day if i had 1 ounce of your legendary status i would simply be a mini god and you coould call me mini-me-god lol ....u rock David !!!!!
- Jamie
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dear david
please can you help me. I become leaky everytime i see you on telly
- peter berger
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it's all going hoff. big style...
- donna
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I love the Hoff!
- Gregor
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I love the Hoff
- Walker Reynolds
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Sometimes I wish you would wear fuschia bikini bottoms, because it would really bring out the color of your eyes, you sexy bitch!
- The Gobbler
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LOVE YOUR CAMEL TOE
- moose knuckle
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I love the you very much
- Ashley
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i'm dad's long lost son
- damien hasselhoff
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i'm gonna kick your ass for pushing me off that cliff
- Garthe Knight
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i play play station
- micheal knight
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david can't sing. even though he tries..
- Tammie
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Hoff, I am your father.
- Darth Gaydar
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I have dreams about long lusty nights with the Hoff, Gilligan and a goat dressed up like Santa
- susie
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David...oh my god you are amazing im 18 and i am head over heels for you .....i think you are the sexiest man that has ever walked the face of the earth...what i would do for you...check me out at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/70502260 Im madly in live with you!!
<3 Amber
- Amber!!
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Knight Rider debuted on my
3rd birthday(September 26, 1982) And The Hoff shares a birthday with my mom(July 17-her in 1951, him in 1952).
- Hoff-Pint
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I touch myself in traffic jams
- Burt Reynolds
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I've always been so Super attracted to you! I think you're the HOTTEST man alive! I wanna jump your Bones!
- Mel Rumple
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I'm in love with my neighbor.
- Bob
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Hi David ich liebe dich!
- Jens
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I wish the hoff would penetrate me.
I love the hoff 4 eva
- FFF
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whenever my girl doesnt feel like making love, i flash a picture of The Hoff and she imediately jumps me and rides me like the Hoff on a jet ski...we now refer to makin love as making Hoff!
- A mere peasant
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Just me and you Dave me and you...
- My love for the Hoff is strong
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I LOVE HOFFFFFFFF!!!
- Hoff-man4000
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the hoff rules and his not bad human begin or dad or husbandhis just miss judge by hisexwife she needs back f**k of him
- melissa parra
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Ever since I saw Knight Rider, I just wanted to be you, you have a cool car, and you can sing really Blue Swede songs very well.
- Seth
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my name is galit and i am from israel.
i am 31 year old and david hasselhoff is my life and every thing i ever dream'd about.
i have started to be david hasselhoff fan when i was only 3 year old so for me he is some thing that words can't be found.
david is like a famlie to me.
i love him more then any thing.
- galit lasham
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suddenly i feel old
- hugh hefner
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i left burt for the hoff
- loni anderson
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i am a bit feminine
- hulk hogan
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i wore corduroys at school
- rob robinson
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i am scared, i dont know why but i am really scared
- chuck norris
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i had a thing for the hoff
- princess diana
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hasselhoff has beaten me to it on every occasion
- james bond
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i pity you fool, but that aint no jibba jabba secret
- mr t
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what you talking about hoff?
- arnold
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i love david so much it hurts. i get really mad when my colleagues talk about HIM in my presence. the love i have for the hoff is mine to enjoy. when brad and emmet say they love the hoff, it makes me want to hug dave even more. he is not a stud, he is my stud
- david's secret admirer
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i think of the hoff everyday, sometimes 100 times a day and it makes me feel good
- bob goblin
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My favorite song is everybody sunshine
- pascale
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I'm trying to have to driving licence
- pascale
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Jessica Dunn smells like ass.
- Jordan
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I HATE JULIE GROSS
- claudius
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I love The Hoff so much I
wrote a song about him
called "Hey Knight Rider"
and I keep telling people
"Don't Hassel The Hoff"!!!
- Stephanie "Half-Pint" Ciampa
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I love Charlie the clown
- Marc
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http://thedailyhasselhoff.com is primo
- Pat
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Sometimes I get online and write about my homoerotic fantasies using the pseudonym "Pat." I also tend to substitute oiled-up senior citizen men (85+) with the name "Hugo." My strong belief in Jesus as my personal savior make me feel guilty for my urges. I don't know what to do.
- Lance
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I work with a guy named Hugo. Often times at work I fantasize about licking his asshole while I give him a reacharound. I think I might ask him if that would be cool today.
- Pat
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I have two cats. Some nights, after my wife has gone to sleep, I rub the tip of my penis on their soft fur until I come on them. I want to stop, but I can't fight the urge...
- Lance
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God is dead. Jesus is a fake. Religion is a tool to control the weak. The Hoff is all.
- John Everyman
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I masterbte to trannies.
- Chuck
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im being rubbish at work
- bob
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I am in love with cassandra swan!
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I have to have the HOFF
- tara
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I am attracted to Leela from the cartoon Futurama.
- Alexander
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Ok David I think your an okay guy but sometimes I think you could use a little more talent
- chuck Norris
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I could kick your ass and have sex with a green woman and still be back in time for supper!
- William Shatner
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I would sue you but I secretly have fantasies about you. All heil the Hoff!
- Bill Gates
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I will kick your ass or atleast get my ass kicked by you trying to fight you if you don't take my picture down!
- Chuck Norris
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My lord I must confess to thou, It hurts me to say this but I don't have all your albums.
- TT
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david - i'm 14 and my parents won't let me get any body mods. i got my ear pierced three months ago & told them it was fake. i'm getting my nose pierced & a tattoo this weekend.
- alex
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Everything is mixed up. I don''t know what love is.. so how do I know if I love someone? I thought I did.. but I felt so bad inside and I start to hate them. I get angry when I become attached to someone and push them away from my life. I''m happier when I''m angry.. I''m attracted to someone who doesn''t not possess any of the qualities I wont, and instead everything I don''t, things that I despise. Why do I want this person? I crave them. I dream about them. I breathe them. I do things for them I hate doing. I guess its all I know.. I cant love. I''m empty. I like someone for the love they have for me. I''d rather feel depressed that happy. I''d rather be dead than alive. I''ve created my death.. and as my addiction grows with pain it becomes more and more real. It is now a goal in my life. I''m living a lie.. making up things about my life to appear the person they wont instead of the person I am. Too afraid to be me.. too scared to admit to my past. I cry when I see peoples reactions in my head when they find out I''m dead.. blank looks on their faces, emptiness in their hearts because it didn''t matter. In 3 days I''m leaving. And no one believes I''m not coming back. I don''t know whether it is to die.. or to start again.. I haven''t decided. I don''t want to come back.. I want to be in an endless sleep surrounded by love where nothing bad ever happens.. and all the bad stuff in the past has gone away.
- hannah
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when my roommate pees all over the floor in front of the toilet & leaves it for me to step in, I wipe it up with his bath towel.
- lou
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I cut my self on my hips when I am sad.
- Kaitlyn
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I am doomed to community college forever!
- Aidan
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I am honestly afraid of midgets. When I see one in the supermarket I hide under the cereal displays.
- Madison
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i am a bisexual 17 year old girl... i have a son who is 7 months this 21st and a fiancée that i keep getting dumped by for mostly petty reasons like me acting like a bitch, and using a dildo. or i am cheating, which is a good reason but oi... he had morals about the dildo. i felt so sick and horrible after we broke up that night because hours before we did my roommates wife jumped off the apartment balcony and was rushed to a hospital. i was traumatized and yet i secretly wish i could''ve been her. she jumped... free fell... wasn''t afraid to die and accepted she would''ve. but anyways... i''m bi... and i have only had very little sexual relations with girls... i went out with a girl and had a serious relationship once but it turned out so sour... and i went to juvi for running away to be with her cuz my parents hated her. they even caught us in bed together once. it was so embarrassing. but after kissing girls in juvi and cheating on her i broke up with her when i got out and swore off girls... for some odd reason. i kept wanting to get back in a relationship with lots of other girls that came along. I missed their soft kisses and how gentle their bodies feel in my arms... but couldn''t bring myself to ask any out. Now that a couple years or so have passed and though I am in a relationship, I don''t think I will ever get the guts to ask a girl out because of what happened before in case my fiancée leaves me again... but I feel so guilty. I don''t want anyone else though, I swear!!! I am just afraid of girls for some reason. I want a girlfriend so fucking bad sometimes it makes me insane thinking about it but I would never ever leave my fiancée who is the father of my son. Oi. I love my him more and more all the time and I can''t stand the thought of being without him. I get suicidal as soon as he mentions taking me home. Then when I sit in my room I look around for shit to cut myself with because I feel so damn frustrated. I constantly thought he was cheating on me and then reading confessions i wondered if he posted one too... they made me paranoid as fuck! But anyways, when I hold something sharp I think of him getting angry at me for doing it and leaving me again and I put it down. It makes me nuts. I drop it and want to do it even more somehow to think of him leaving me again. I think in years to come he will become physically abusive, not badly but hit me every so often. He has gotten a little rough handling me at times but I don''t know. Then I feel so bad for thinking he would ever do that, I just wanna cry till I can''t cry anymore. I love him so much it makes me crazy and I find myself unable to sleep most days... thinking of so much bullshit that he would say isn''t true. I worry if he is at home at night instead of getting picked up and being out fucking someone else. I secretly think he wants other girls all the time and he really doesn''t find me attractive anymore physically. I think he hates my attitude and he wants to leave me because I am worthless nobody and I''m boring. I get suicidal day in and out thinking of this shit. I hate it!!!!! I want him to open up to me but when he does, it hurts me sometimes. He told me the other day while neal was over that my stomach did look a little bigger, and I got so depressed I almost cried. But neal was there and I didn''t want my love to feel bad. I worry about getting pregnant constantly and I think I will be soon unless I start using condoms or something but I don''t... ugh. I hate them things. I am afraid my lover will get bored with me too if we start using em. He hates the feeling as much as I do. I am on and off anorexic too. I don''t want to eat and most of the time I don''t, except for a glass of juice and one taquito if I can help it but ugh! I hate myself so much. I hate the way I look and my stomach is so fuckin ugly. I keep thinking of stabbing myself all the time, and one time I almost did when my baby broke up with me again but I knew if I died then he would feel terrible so even though he was angry I didn''t want to hurt him. Hmmm... what else? When I masturbate I think of my lover in a french maid outfit or dressed up goth with lots of piercings and shit and I think of him licking my lower back and sucking on my neck... little sensations here or there... I think of him tying me up bent over something like a couch and fucking me from behind till I can''t stand it. Sometimes I think of my bio-dads friend''s dog duke a bull mastiff; fucking me and my love there to kiss me at the same time... guess were never getting a family dog if we get married. Um... Hmmmm. the toilet was clogged last night so I pissed sitting over the sink cuz I had to go so bad and after wiping I threw the toilet paper in our kitchen trash. lol. Gotta do whatcha gotta do... Um... Hmm. I fantasize about my love eating me out all the fuckin time, but I won''t let him do it for moral reasons and I think it''s somewhat gross for some reason. What the fuck is wrong with me?! lol. It felt good the occasions he begged me and got away with it but I won''t let him do it. Terrible thing is that it''s a big turn on for him and a fetish kinda. It makes me feel depressed I won''t let him but I can''t stand it. I don''t even know what I taste like either so I don''t wanna make him keep going if he can''t stand it. I''ll think about it when I get electrolysis done. Oi. I think about my babe raping his sister when I masturbate sometimes. I think if I stopped having sex with him one of two things might happen, he would leave me sooner or later because he gets too bored or I would go insane. I don''t think he likes having sex with me and thinks of other girls when we make love but I am too afraid to ask. I know how I want to kill myself and plan it out but then I think of something like my lover and how we could spend time together the next day and I don''t... I still want to though and I think about it all the time... but I don''t for some reason. ugh. When i DID cheat on him I thought of him the whole time I was doing it. I felt like killing myself as soon as I got out of the car!!!! Ahhh! What did I do?!?!?! FUCK! That''s it for now...
- Emma
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im still in love with starbucks girl
- aubrey
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I drink to self-medicate and I love celebrities and I am drunk right now and I smoke and lie and STEAL, god I steal so much, from family and employers and I don''t feel bad about it. I feel bad when I don''t have money and I feel REALLY good when I drink. Forgive me lover, for I have confessed.
- Ethan
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I would like to kill my room mates and see that they suffer tortuously by my own artistic hands... aargh, would it kill for them to GET THEIR FINISHED CLOTHES OUT OF THE GODDAMN WASHER AND DRYER FOR ONCE?!?! What in the hell every happened to common curtesy?! Blast and damnation.... grrr....
- sidney
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The David Hasselhoff Confessional
Tell David Your Secrets
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