Secret Confessions
I think of the hoff every day. And that feels nice. I'll say!!!!
- Bianka
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i love you david to start off and thats my closing statment
- bailey(your future lover)
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j'aime les marmottes
- Zaza
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I have 142 hoff songs..it´s true
- Luthor
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i want a child from the hoff!
- annabanna
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i love the hoff
- leonatzi
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i have a lot of love for the hoff
- jenny
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Candice doesnt know who Randolph is!
- Candice
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I dont like Jonah
- Kevin
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i like calling women bastards in a northern english accent.
- paint hoffer
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I`ve heard alot of hoff songs
- MR G
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hooked on a feeling by david hasslehoff is the greatest song ever made.
THAT IS REAL MUSIC =D
- jazmine fernanda marin
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I want a hotdog, but my family is vegetarion
- Pablo
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Dear David, the idiot right under my confession thinks that you would love her more...but i KNOW the truth Hoff...i know...just from those glares u give me from my background on my computer...oooo....*chin quivers* u just gave me the chilly willies...ur a GOD my love...A GOD!!!!
- ALex karina rodriguez
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dear david, me and my best friend like to argue about who loves david more. and i always win =D
- jazmine fernanda marin
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the hoff awesomeness personified
- Fergal
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sometimes I pretend Im the hoff
- henry johnson
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I smell like awesome
- Anthony Miller
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i'm in love with my manservant!
- bob
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i know this doesn't go to you....but i want you to come to South Carolina just for once so I can see you Live
- Crystal
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i love you sooo much david
- Crystal Carter
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alice is a turkey neck
- charlie
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Forgive me David for i have sinned. I forgot to watch Americas got Talent And i missed the opportunity to buy season two of Baywatch at BestBuy. If only a strong, hairy, mystic man like your self had been there to help me...
- Nathaniel Johnson
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öltem bogarakat három disznót
- lajos
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chuck norris beats all bitch!!!!!!lol =p
- kendra
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I love youre pecs davidhasselholf
- XANA
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i m in love with your brother
- dzdzo
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I have a star on the top of my Christmas tree with your face on it!
- E
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i secretly have a large dinosaur in my basment
- zachary ryan smith
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i have an elephant in my shed
- gret
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I don't care for sauer kraut.
- David Hasselhoff
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My mom doesn't do a very good job in hiding birthday presents. I was snooping in my mom's room, and I found seasons 1,2,and 4, of Knight Rider in her closet. Then my Aunt gave me season 3. Now I have all 4 seasons. I Love Knight Rider. Especially KITT.
- Justin Gary
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and he was sTONED AND HE WASA DRUMMER
- Poopy-Butt
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I like big butts, and I cannot lie
- Matthew
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I'm in love with someone
- Jamie
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Nice and slow
- Benderino
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ive been a huge fan of knight rider and david hasselhoff since the 80's.
- dixie diva
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I thought Kit was cool once.
- Strombly Tweedlewick
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im addicted to you
- jill
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I love knight rider
- cyper
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i'm throwing it all away. I have no sense of responsibility and am so selfish. I try to make it sound like I'm a good guy because I no longer want to hurt anyone. I truly am an asshole.
- Chet, again
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I kick ass and I tricked all you losers haha
- David Hasselhoff
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I wanna be the HOFF !
- Frank
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My love for Hasselhoff burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. His hotness is so damn hot, when I see him I start to sweat.
- Adriane
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i called police on david
- becky
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All the years I have been watching The A-Team aswell. Sorry David
- Las
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David, I want to thank you for sacrificing your freedom, what you've been looking for, for so long, so I could recieve my Medic Droid shirt. You are my one and only God.
- Andy Orem
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hi my name is doug and i am absolutely obsessed with you. 
- douglas
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i have more chest hair than you...i'm so ashamed. i don't know what to do about it.
- cassie allessie
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when the season's done i'm breakin ronaldo's neck. the wanker's gunna get it. bastard
- wayne rooney
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My secret would that i absolutely loath you. You are the worst actor of all time. Paris Hilton is better then you. and you need to wax your nasty hairy!
- Mallory
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I am the Hoff's love child....
- Anne
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I wish I was as good looking as the Hoff
- David McCormack
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i love my hasselhoff
- mandy
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i crashed my mates car and never told him as he never noticed the twisted bonnet
- steve
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He is a little pissed at the Hoff, and so pretends he does not want to confess. But I can see in his eyes that he would like to tell the Hoff everything. EVERYTHING. I hope for his sake he can one day forgive the Hoff his transgressions.
- About my friend Adam
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I too enjoy denim and leather to an extreme degree.
- Haweful
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David you are simply just a god i secretly worship you everey day if i had 1 ounce of your legendary status i would simply be a mini god and you coould call me mini-me-god lol ....u rock David !!!!!
- Jamie
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dear david
please can you help me. I become leaky everytime i see you on telly
- peter berger
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it's all going hoff. big style...
- donna
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I love the Hoff!
- Gregor
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I love the Hoff
- Walker Reynolds
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I love the you very much
- Ashley
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i'm dad's long lost son
- damien hasselhoff
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i'm gonna kick your ass for pushing me off that cliff
- Garthe Knight
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i play play station
- micheal knight
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david can't sing. even though he tries..
- Tammie
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Hoff, I am your father.
- Darth
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I have dreams about long nights with the Hoff, Gilligan and a goat dressed up like Santa
- susie
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David...oh my god you are amazing im 18 and i am head over heels for you .....i think you are the sexiest man that has ever walked the face of the earth...what i would do for you...check me out at myspace.com Im madly in live with you!!
<3 Amber
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Knight Rider debuted on my
3rd birthday(September 26, 1982) And The Hoff shares a birthday with my mom(July 17-her in 1951, him in 1952).
- Hoff-Pint
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I've always been so Super attracted to you! I think you're the HOTTEST man alive! I wanna jump your Bones!
- Mel Rumple
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I'm in love with my neighbor.
- Bob
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Hi David ich liebe dich!
- Jens
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I wish the hoff would penetrate me.
I love the hoff 4 eva
- FFF
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Just me and you Dave me and you...
- My love for the Hoff is strong
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I LOVE HOFFFFFFFF!!!
- Hoff-man4000
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the hoff rules and his not bad human begin or dad or husbandhis just miss judge by his exwife she needs back of him
- melissa parra
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Ever since I saw Knight Rider, I just wanted to be you, you have a cool car, and you can sing really Blue Swede songs very well.
- Seth
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my name is galit and i am from israel.
i am 31 year old and david hasselhoff is my life and every thing i ever dream'd about.
i have started to be david hasselhoff fan when i was only 3 year old so for me he is some thing that words can't be found.
david is like a famlie to me.
i love him more then any thing.
- galit lasham
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suddenly i feel old
- hugh hefner
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i left burt for the hoff
- loni anderson
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i wore corduroys at school
- rob robinson
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i am scared, i dont know why but i am really scared
- chuck norris
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i had a thing for the hoff
- princess diana
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hasselhoff has beaten me to it on every occasion
- james bond
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i pity you fool, but that aint no jibba jabba secret
- mr t
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what you talking about hoff?
- arnold
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i love david so much it hurts. i get really mad when my colleagues talk about HIM in my presence. the love i have for the hoff is mine to enjoy. when brad and emmet say they love the hoff, it makes me want to hug dave even more. he is not a stud, he is my stud
- david's secret admirer
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i think of the hoff everyday, sometimes 100 times a day and it makes me feel good
- bob goblin
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My favorite song is everybody sunshine
- pascale
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I'm trying to have to driving licence
- pascale
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I love The Hoff so much I
wrote a song about him
called "Hey Knight Rider"
and I keep telling people
"Don't Hassel The Hoff"!!!
- Stephanie "Half-Pint" Ciampa
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I love Charlie the clown
- Marc
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God is dead. Jesus is a fake. Religion is a tool to control the weak. The Hoff is all.
- John Everyman
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im being rubbish at work
- bob
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I am in love with cassandra swan!
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I have to have the HOFF
- tara
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I am attracted to Leela from the cartoon Futurama.
- Alexander
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Ok David I think your an okay guy but sometimes I think you could use a little more talent
- chuck Norris
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I could kick your ass and have sex with a green woman and still be back in time for supper!
- William Shatner
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I would sue you but I secretly have fantasies about you. All heil the Hoff!
- Bill Gates
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I will kick your ass or atleast get my ass kicked by you trying to fight you if you don't take my picture down!
- Chuck Norris
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My lord I must confess to thou, It hurts me to say this but I don't have all your albums.
- TT
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david - i'm 14 and my parents won't let me get any body mods. i got my ear pierced three months ago & told them it was fake. i'm getting my nose pierced & a tattoo this weekend.
- alex
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Everything is mixed up. I don''t know what love is.. so how do I know if I love someone? I thought I did.. but I felt so bad inside and I start to hate them. I get angry when I become attached to someone and push them away from my life. I''m happier when I''m angry.. I''m attracted to someone who doesn''t not possess any of the qualities I wont, and instead everything I don''t, things that I despise. Why do I want this person? I crave them. I dream about them. I breathe them. I do things for them I hate doing. I guess its all I know.. I cant love. I''m empty. I like someone for the love they have for me. I''d rather feel depressed that happy. I''d rather be dead than alive. I''ve created my death.. and as my addiction grows with pain it becomes more and more real. It is now a goal in my life. I''m living a lie.. making up things about my life to appear the person they wont instead of the person I am. Too afraid to be me.. too scared to admit to my past. I cry when I see peoples reactions in my head when they find out I''m dead.. blank looks on their faces, emptiness in their hearts because it didn''t matter. In 3 days I''m leaving. And no one believes I''m not coming back. I don''t know whether it is to die.. or to start again.. I haven''t decided. I don''t want to come back.. I want to be in an endless sleep surrounded by love where nothing bad ever happens.. and all the bad stuff in the past has gone away.
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when my roommate pees all over the floor in front of the toilet & leaves it for me to step in, I wipe it up with his bath towel.
- lou
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I cut my self on my hips when I am sad.
- Kaitlyn
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I am doomed to community college forever!
- Aidan
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I am honestly afraid of midgets. When I see one in the supermarket I hide under the cereal displays.
- Madison
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im still in love with starbucks girl
- aubrey
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I drink to self-medicate and I love celebrities and I am drunk right now and I smoke and lie and STEAL, god I steal so much, from family and employers and I don''t feel bad about it. I feel bad when I don''t have money and I feel REALLY good when I drink. Forgive me lover, for I have confessed.
- Ethan
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I would like to kill my room mates and see that they suffer tortuously by my own artistic hands... aargh, would it kill for them to GET THEIR FINISHED CLOTHES OUT OF THE GODDAMN WASHER AND DRYER FOR ONCE?!?! What in the hell every happened to common curtesy?! Blast and damnation.... grrr....
- sidney
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The David Hasselhoff Confessional
Tell David Your Secrets
